Episode One
- Garak gets busted for a DUI and is caught on tape assaulting the officer and blaming his troubles on Klingon bloodwine. The Cardassians are accused of using photon torpedoes on paparazzi who are trying to snap photos of them at the Playboy Mansion...
More of the Episode Guide to Keeping Up With the Cardassians at McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
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