14 Borg Catchphrases That Didn't Make The Cut

14 Borg Catchphrases That Didn't Make The Cut
By William I. Lengeman III

14. I'm not just the president of the Cybernetic Implant Club, I'm also a client.
13. If this cube's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
12. Hey, hey, we're the Borg.
11. We are the Borg. Lower your shields and show us your tits.
10. I'd like to teach the world to sing.
9. Assimilation - it does a body good.
8. Strength is irrelevant. U can't touch this.
7. I wish this cube was going to Hardees.
6. Gas, grass or assimilation - nobody rides for free.
5. This is your brain. This is your brain on nanoprobes.
4. No fat chicks.
3. Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
2. Resistance is probably not gonna get you anywhere, but go ahead and give it a shot if it'll make you feel better. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
1. Prepare to be tickled.

Comments

[Jennifer]

Haha cool. I love #8. =)

[Dean]

Yeah very funny