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  • © Copyright 2006-2008, William I. Lengeman III

[SPOTLIGHT] Star Trek: Insurrection

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Picard: How many people does it take, Admiral, before it becomes wrong?

If memory serves me right, it was Isaac Asimov who stipulated that a good science fiction yarn may require one major suspension of disbelief. In Insurrection's case the leap required is believing that there's a humanoid-friendly planet whose rings emit regenerative powers. Okay, we'll give 'em that one.

The problem here is that the 600 smiley-goofy Luddites who have settled on this planet and created an agrarian utopia are getting in the way of those who'd like to take these powers and spread them around for the greater good. With this in mind, a Starfleet contingent has secretly undertaken to relocate them, over the considerable objections of Picard and company, who stage a you know what.

Which is a fairly entertaining piece of Star Trekian yarn spinning, although the portrayal of the utopian yokels might as well have been lifted from a toddler's picture book.

If I had gone about things in a somewhat less ass backward way, I probably wouldn't have watched the ninth Trek movie before the first eight and I probably wouldn't have watched a TNG movie before tuning in to any of the other TNG movies or TV episodes. But things seemed to stand on their own well enough that I didn't feel like I was wandering in the wilderness too much.

(viewed 04/19/2008)

May 13, 2008

Enterprise - Judgment

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Judgment
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 19

Plenty of grumbling, hissing and chest thumping as Archer goes before a Klingon kangaroo court. A sympathetic advocate takes a stand to help him but their "victory" is a Pyrrhic one and they are both sentenced to a harsh mining colony - where Archer is promptly rescued by Enterprise.

(viewed 05/12/2008)

TOS - The Paradise Syndrome

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The Paradise Syndrome
Star Trek: The Original Series
Season 3, Episode 3

Native Americans in Space. (see Romans in Space)

(viewed 05/11/2008)

Enterprise - Canamar

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Canamar
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 17

Archer and Tucker are mistakenly carted off on a prison ship. Just as they're about to be released a few of the baddies stage a prison break and things get complicated. Before its all said and done Enterprise comes to the rescue - and just in the nick of time.

(viewed 05/10/2008)

Voyager - Nightingale

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Nightingale
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 7, Episode 8

Ensign Kim leads an away mission and becomes rather full of himself as a result. When things get hairy he chokes and it turns out he's been deceived as to the nature of the mission. After a pep talk from Seven he pulls himself together and saves the day after all.

(viewed 05/10/2008)

Book - Inside Star Trek: The Real Story

Inside Star Trek: The Real Story
By Herbert F. Solow & Robert H. Justman
Pocket Books, 1996

Before the universe comes to an end anyone with even the remotest connection to the original Star Trek series will take a crack at writing at least one book about it. Some - such as the esteemed Mr. Shatner and his tireless army of ghostwriters - have churned out a whopping number of them.

In Inside Star Trek, Solow - a former honcho at Desilu Productions, makers of Star Trek - and Justman - who played several behind the scenes roles on the series - give their take on how things went down. Not surprisingly, its a fairly straightforward look at the nuts and bolts of making a TV show.

Which serves as a reminder that, first and foremost, Star Trek was intended to be a moneymaking venture. Especially noteworthy here, the warts and all portrayal of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry, who seems more often to be treated with the reverence accorded to a minor deity.

May 09, 2008

Enterprise - Future Tense

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Future Tense
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 16

A mysterious ship containing a body and which is apparently from 900 years in the future ends up on Enterprise and draws the attention of the Suliban and the Tholians. Unfortunately, this snoozer of an episode somehow failed to draw my attention.

(viewed 05/08/2008)

Voyager - Flesh and Blood

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Flesh and Blood
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 7, Episode 9/10

Holograms are people too, if you want the general theme of this two-part episode. Holograms created for the Hirogen to use for training purposes seek their freedom and temporarily win the Doctor to their cause.

McCoyism: I'm a doctor, not an engineer.

(viewed 05/07/2008)

Voyager - Inside Man

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Inside Man
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 7, Episode 6

A hologram of Reg Barclay is shipped out to help Voyager get home. It's intercepted by the Ferengi, who tweak it for their nefarious ends and send it on to Voyager.

(viewed 05/06/2008)

TOS - Bread and Circuses

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Bread and Circuses
Star Trek: The Original Series
Season 2, Episode 25

Romans in Space (see Nazis in Space, Mobsters in Space, Outlaws in Space).

(viewed 05/06/2008)

May 07, 2008

Enterprise - Cease Fire

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Cease Fire
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 15

Stick-in-the-ass Vulcans vs. fiery Andorians. Archer mediates. Everyone makes nice.

(viewed 05/05/2008)

Enterprise - Stigma

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Stigma
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 14

When it's revealed that T'Pol has a disease only transmitted through mind melds it also comes out that Vulcans are biased against those able to do so. Though she risks losing her position, T'Pol chooses not to reveal that she contracted the disease though involuntary "contact."

A bit heavy-handed in places, but not so bad overall.

(viewed 05/05/2008)

May 06, 2008

Enterprise - Dawn

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Dawn
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 13

Trip is marooned on a planet with the Arkonian pilot who shot him down. They bond while audience members snooze. Reminiscent of Shuttlepod One, with an alien taking the place of Reed.

(viewed 05/04/2008)

Voyager - Repression

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Repression
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 7, Episode 4

Tuvok investigates when a number of Maquis crew members are attacked. Turns out he's the attacker, thanks to some kind of mind control tweak implanted earlier by a snarling baddie type. A brief Maquis rebellion at the end of the episode - complete with costume change - is dispensed with in about 10 minutes or less.

(viewed 05/04/2008)

Voyager - Drive

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Drive
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 7, Episode 3

Romance and intrigue at the Antarean Transtellar Rally race. Lots of footage of ships zipping about. Whee!

(viewed 05/03/2008)

Voyager - Imperfection

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Imperfection
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 7, Episode 2

When a piece of Seven's Borg gadgetry goes on the fritz junior Borg Icheb steps in to provide a solution. Some interesting conflicts trotted out before it's all over in a somewhat better than average Voyager episode.

(viewed 05/03/2008)

May 03, 2008

TOS - The Enterprise Incident

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The Enterprise Incident
Star Trek: The Original Series
Season 3, Episode 2

Subterfuge on the part of the Enterprise brass as they work on obtaining a Romulan cloaking device while a (female) Romulan commander gets the hots for Spock.

(viewed 05/02/2008)

Enterprise - Vanishing Point

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Vanishing Point
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 10

After a bad transporter ride Hoshi comes to believe that her molecules are acting up. She then seems to disappear as far as the crew is concerned, but can still see aliens plotting to blow up the ship. Oops - you're back in Kansas, Dorothy. Turns out it was all a dream that happened while Hoshi was stored in the pattern buffer for a few seconds.

(viewed 05/01/2008)

Voyager - Life Line

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Life Line
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 6, Episode 24

The Doctor is shipped back to the Earth system to cure his irascible dying "father," only to discover that he's now an obsolete model. Of course, things are sorted out even so. Not quite as annoying as some Doctor episodes or maybe this one caught me in a weak moment.

McCoyism: I'm a Doctor, not a zookeeper.

(viewed 04/30/2008)

Voyager - Live Fast and Prosper

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Live Fast and Prosper
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 6, Episode 21

Pesky con artists impersonate Voyager brass and do bad things. Needless to say, the Voyager gang rnuns them to the ground and sets things right.

(viewed 04/29/2008)

May 02, 2008

Voyager - Good Shepherd

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Good Shepherd
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 6, Episode 20

Janeway drives the short bus, taking a trio of not so promising crew members on an away mission. Needless to say things turn out kind of like Bad News Bears in Space - minus the baseball.

(viewed 04/28/2008)

Enterprise - Singularity

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Singularity
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 9

Swinging by a black hole causes human members of the crew to freak out and become obsessed with trivial tasks. T'Pol saves the day.

Observation: "I'd be happy to" seems like an unlikely bit of dialogue for a Vulcan.

(viewed 04/28/2008)

April 30, 2008

Enterprise - The Communicator

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The Communicator
Star Trek: Enterprise
Season 2, Episode 8

A communicator lost on a pre-warp planet leads to Archer and Reed being caught and accused as spies when they go back for it.

(viewed 04/27/2008)

TOS - Obsession

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Obsession
Star Trek: The Original Series
Season 2, Episode 13

Kirk goes off the deep end and the red shirts take it on the chin as a deadly cloud type creature runs amok. A bit overblown on the Kirk/Ahab bit, but some good moments of tension between Kirk and his top officers.

(viewed 04/27/2008)

Voyager - Ashes To Ashes

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Ashes To Ashes
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 6, Episode 18

A "dead" ensign returns to Voyager, having been resurrected and retrofitted by the Kobali - who procreate by salvaging the dead of other races. A truly silly premise, but the execution was relatively okay, at least by Voyager standards. Also a subplot in which Seven finds the Borg kiddies a handful.

(viewed 04/26/2008)

April 29, 2008

Voyager - Spirit Folk

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Spirit Folk
Star Trek: Voyager
Season 6, Episode 17

Trouble erupts in a holodeck rendition of an absurdly quaint Irish village when the inhabitants begin to discover that their "reality" is not what it seems.

(viewed 04/25/2008)